David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Arizona, you can do it every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the #1 reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
